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i'm a freelance opportunist who has psychic visions when i sleep.

Biography

hi. my name is judith. otherwise known as jude, judy blue, judy boody, big boody judy, buddha, and my personal favorite, dumb ass. i involve myself in many things: i like to read, write, talk, hang out with weird and wacky people, take pictures, travel, ride my bike, analyze social and popular culture (this gives me an excuse to watch 'making da band'...its research, people! research!) , drink lattes, wine and beer, have a smoke every once and awhile, and repress my welfare stricken childhood.

i try and interpret this mess of existence i seem to have breathed my way into...'tis my curse, my sweet reader, 'tis my curse.

Interests

i think it might be easier if i tell you what i'm not interested in: the new pope, pro-lifers, romance novels, football, top 40 music, lindsay lohan, desperate houseslaves, anit-depressents, any american beer that isn't sierra nevada, conservative christians, jay leno, strippers, thongs, those stupid simpson sisters, suv's, a lazy mind, carnivores, spiky high heels, cocaine, whisky, complacence, getting old, marriage, dub-ya, milk, fixing my hair, mystic tanners, colored contacts, tribal tatoos, fake boobs, and men in suits.