aw....midterms. i love 'em, alright....but i love other things more...what things, you ask? well, let me tell you:
- cutting myself with a razorblade while shaving
- watching QVC with my dad as he snores in a recliner after downing 2 bowls of ice cream
- cleaning toilets while having a devastating hangover
- reading letters from bastard spawned bill collectors
- inhaling the scent of spoiled milk
- getting a pap smear in a room that is 50* farenheit
- forcing myself to laugh at jay leno's jokes
- having my armpits waxed
- watching football with a bunch of dudes who track stats and call players by thier first names, because, you know, they're 'boys' and all
- mixing drinks for toothless patrons who stare at my breasts as if i were broadcasting reruns of 'cops' across my chest
at this point, i'm desperate. stop me before i call my mom to chat.
s....o.......s........s.......o...........s.......
it could be worse. You could be on the eve of your 30th birthday.
Hang in there. Santa Fe is around the corner!
Posted by: cayce | October 20, 2005 at 12:57 PM